Wednesday, October 1, 2014

2wentysixletters:

I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY 

darrynek:

when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic

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sexybritishllama:

this guys vines are so important to me

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

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thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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RISE

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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

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what-mom:

friends: want to go out later?

me: i can’t i have plans

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tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

bowtiesandkisses:

can we talk about darren criss for a moment?

sometimes he just :

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or he

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like???????????

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and then all of a sudden he just: 

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orrrrr

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I’M ANGRY ABOUT IT 

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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lovefromtwiggs:

Friendly reminder that the man who wrote Let it Go and other lovely songs from Frozen also wrote the beautiful songs entitled:

The Internet is For Porn
Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist 
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream 
Everything Comes Down to Poo
If You Were Gay 
I Am Africa
Hasa Diga Eebowai

(Source: stripedsweater)

  • high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
  • high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
  • school administrator: shit shit
  • high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
  • school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
  • high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
  • high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
  • high school boy: /explodes